On monday, you express yourself clearly without having to think about it, a necessary skill when pies and rubber chickens are flying through the air. On tuesday, those pies start smacking into things and splattering everywhere. Cleaning and emotional clearing are the order of the day on wednesday. Thursday grants you enough free time for some kind of adventure marked by heart-stopping excitement and drama, and friday will tease your heart in other ways. This weekend returns you very much to planet earth.