Aries Daily Horoscope
You've got to come back to earth today, no matter how high you'd reached in recent days. Real life needs to be dealt with pronto, and your direct intervention is essential as far as a friend is concerned.
Taurus Daily Horoscope
You and your romantic partner or best friend are marching in lockstep today, and if feels outstanding! Your great energy is perfect for any kind of joint endeavor, so get going as soon as you can!
Gemini Daily Horoscope
It's too much trouble to see what others are up to today: you need to just bend over your desk (or its equivalent) and get to work! It's a great day for making progress on your own, and at your own pace.
Cancer Daily Horoscope
You run into some very odd troubles at the workplace: or related to your career goals: and you need to derail the day's activities in order to adjust. You can handle it all, of course, but it's a distraction.
Leo Daily Horoscope
You've got to let go of some measure of control today, as much as it may pain you. The good news is that it's all illusory: you should almost certainly be able to get on with life easily.
Virgo Daily Horoscope
Don't let anyone talk you out of your dreams today: you are closer than you realize to achieving them! It's a good time to get folks to sign on or to go your own way and make real progress.
Libra Daily Horoscope
Try not to step on anyone's toes today: especially not those belonging to authority figures! Your energy is about right for quiet work and solo thinking, but not for complex social interactions.
Scorpio Daily Horoscope
You're first in line in some way today: maybe literally, maybe through some stretched metaphor. Use your position to help yourself: or your people: in some way that can't be repeated.
Sagittarius Daily Horoscope
Cut up or lock away your credit cards: you need to rein in spending, starting now! Even if you feel flush, you're in the wrong mental space to make big decisions about money, so shut it down!
Capricorn Daily Horoscope
You get a reply from a request or application that should please you quite a bit: so don't hesitate to open up that mail! Your great energy should keep things rolling in the right direction.
Aquarius Daily Horoscope
Try harder than usual to just keep your head down and avoid the impulse to take care of more business than you have the energy for. Expect some directives from on high: but they can be resisted.
Pisces Daily Horoscope
Your fellows: coworkers, neighbors or friends: are incredibly helpful today, so make sure to ask them for any assistance you might be needing. It's a good day for you to make progress.
Aries Love Horoscope
Set up your upcoming romantic and/or social schedule this morning, when plans are inclined to go your way. By this afternoon, any agenda you attempt to carry out may be blocked by some strange energy.
Taurus Love Horoscope
Something pretty intense could interrupt your regularly scheduled programming, and how you react to it is rather important. Be ready to keep your cool and view things logically as well as emotionally.
Gemini Love Horoscope
Something that's got you feeling a little bit overwhelmed heart-wise could become much clearer now: and much easier to deal with. Look for an insight that changes your perspective.
Cancer Love Horoscope
If you're undecided about a certain romantic situation or a certain potentially romantic someone, by all means, take your time. Your intuition is speaking up for a reason, and there's no reason to rush.
Leo Love Horoscope
A certain someone: or maybe several certain someones: may be at your beck and call now, ready to do whatever you want and provide for your every whim. For the sake of your love karma, make sure you're giving back.
Virgo Love Horoscope
If a certain romantic situation isn't going according to your careful script, well, maybe it's time to toss out that script and do some improvisation. Letting go of a certain expectation might really help too.
Libra Love Horoscope
Romance may be on your mind earlier in the day: maybe you're returning a flirtatious email or basking in some admiring attention. But later, it's time to be all business: or as close to it as you can.
Scorpio Love Horoscope
Good things come to those who wait. If you can just be patient a little longer: while cultivating your love karma and remaining open-hearted, of course: something mighty good is coming your way.
Sagittarius Love Horoscope
Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down, but right now, you're going back and forth like a yo-yo. Whether you're elated or in despair about your love life, know that the real deal is somewhere in the middle.
Capricorn Love Horoscope
Work may absorb your mental energy during the day, but you definitely deserve some fun with friends at the end of it all. Why not meet up at a gallery? Culture's favored for you now: and you may find other culture-lovers.
Aquarius Love Horoscope
Deep feelings may be welling up, but the stars are sending extra emotional intelligence to help you process them and figure out what they mean. Deal with them head-on rather than putting it off.
Pisces Love Horoscope
Time for a little cleaning when it comes to the ol' heart. Letting go of an emotional tie that's holding you back feels very liberating: and it frees up space for something fresh!
Aries Career Horoscope
Open your eyes to others. If a tall mirror stands between you and everyone around, smash that sucker. Be sure you're seeing those you interact with and not projecting your own perspective or deflecting the needs of your peers.
Taurus Career Horoscope
Improve your life, a moment at a time. Focus inward, because it's a perfect day to spend on yourself. Work demands are low, so seek your dream vacation or find a new online comic, philosopher or photo album.
Gemini Career Horoscope
With the disciplined chaos of a farmhand feeding chickens, you toss out seeds of ideas every which way, spreading them generously and with care. Some sprout, others are gobbled, and you're the brainstorming wonder.
Cancer Career Horoscope
Guard your tongue over the next few days. An elf of suspicion lurks on your shoulder, coloring everything you see, so stay calm and don't overreact. Observe the authority figure and respond respectfully.
Leo Career Horoscope
Communication solves problems. When you're stuck in the lurch with a project, talking it over with a friend can provide some necessary distance, and brainstorming together will help you consider new possibilities.
Virgo Career Horoscope
Quicksilver hasn't got anything on you, baby. Pull out all the stops and be as mercurial, quick-reacting and mesmerizing as you can. Astonish at will with your quick logic, smooth talking, and rapid adjustments.
Libra Career Horoscope
Words and notions bubble out of you, splashing everyone around with refreshing spray. Seek a discussion buddy to knock ideas about with as if they were toy ships in a pond. Test for flotation, trim and speed.
Scorpio Career Horoscope
Staying in bed may appeal, but pulling the covers over your eyes won't help. Get a magnifying glass instead, and scrutinize the fine print with lawyerly intensity. Your effort may reveal surprises and new options you hadn't considered.
Sagittarius Career Horoscope
Emulate the careful, precise work of a watchmaker: focus on each individual gear and cog of the whole, because you can make magnificence by creating perfect pieces and joining them correctly.
Capricorn Career Horoscope
Thoughts of your career are predominate and networking seems to be the best way to approach your future. Swim with the big fish, but keep a low profile. Today is about identifying future channels, not entering them.
Aquarius Career Horoscope
There's a personal matter you need to attend to sooner rather than later. Instead of multitasking, take the time to deal with the situation fully, and then return wholeheartedly to other matters.
Pisces Career Horoscope
Balancing accounts will take up the next few days as you calculate, assess and figure out the interest on loans and other investments. Remember to factor in that unquantifiable human component in your analysis to figure things out as accurately as possible.
Aries Finance Horoscope
You're too independent to be one of the sheep. You want to do some exploring on your own. There are wolves out there, though, just waiting for free thinkers like you to stray from the pack. Play it safe today.
Taurus Finance Horoscope
If you don't take risks in other areas of your life then why would you do so in the financial arena? Be yourself and you'll be more likely to succeed. Don't let anyone convince you to do more with your money than you feel comfortable doing.
Gemini Finance Horoscope
You're too intelligent to think you can do everything yourself. Besides, bringing in some partners will take your project to a deeper level. There is no question that you need them; your only concern should be finding people who see things the way you do.
Cancer Finance Horoscope
Whenever you do something for yourself, you end up feeling selfish. That's a tired, old tape playing in your head. Being a workaholic isn't helping anyone, especially not you. Do something self-indulgent, and know you've earned it.
Leo Finance Horoscope
Your idea of fun is totally out there. A simple hike in the woods is not for you; you're more likely to scale mount everest or raft along the amazon. That takes money, though, so use the thought of adventure as your carrot on a stick.
Virgo Finance Horoscope
Even you have your limits and you've just about reached yours. You're almost ready to give in. Almost. Keep trying. You won't exactly rush ahead but you will make noticeable progress if you don't throw in the towel.
Libra Finance Horoscope
The phrase 'it's all good' no longer reflects your outlook on life. That's not all bad, though, to put a spin on the phrase. You've learned a valuable lesson or two along the way. Consider yourself older, wiser and more valuable for it.
Scorpio Finance Horoscope
Your personal financial philosophy is influenced by a surprising source. What you once wrote off as too good to be true now looks not only feasible but irresistibly attractive. Consider yourself a changed person.
Sagittarius Finance Horoscope
The bottom line shouldn't be unexpected. If it seems to be coming from left field then you have been doing something wrong. Having no one but yourself to blame is no consolation, but at least you have the power to change things.
Capricorn Finance Horoscope
You've always been idealistic and so far real life hasn't managed to beat it out of you. You're as pie-in-the-sky as ever today, and it works to your advantage. Don't let anyone convince you that you can't accomplish your goals with lightening speed.
Aquarius Finance Horoscope
Turn your bad experiences into something good while you still can. Even if you simply feel once burned, twice shy then you've gained something, but you can do much more than that. Bad energy is still energy, and you can harness it to take you where you want to go.
Pisces Finance Horoscope
Waiting for a stroke of good luck has you on pins and needles, but expecting it at all is your real problem. Wouldn't you rather take your fate into your own hands? You can accomplish more by trying hard than you could ever hope to get a windfall.
Everyone loves a secret: except when it's about them and you are the blabbermouth spreading it around town. You're likely to be revealed for the gossip you are. Use another, juicier secret as a peace offering.
What you thought of as a plan turns out to be an inaccurate prediction when your date tries to fix you up with her/his unattractive best friend. You'll be polite but your real emotions will be revealed when you pretend to vomit.
Though the general chaos and post-its all around your desk give the impression that you are actually working on something, at some point you're going to have to tell the person who signs your paycheck that you have nothing for them.
You can't help it if your libido is in overdrive today, especially when you're surrounded by all those flavors of beauty. You do have control of how you behave in the situation, though. Hint: drooling isn't sexy.
There is a brief window of time today when you can convince yourself that you're just like everybody else. But then reality will return and you'll be left with the understanding that you're really just a freak.
After working through every brand on the shelf, you'll fail to find a liquor that makes your date attractive: though the hangover you suffer ages you by ten years, which lowers your standards considerably.
Your disappointment will show when the foot-long hot dog you ordered is a half inch short. You'll spend the rest of your day trying to track down the correct person with whom to lodge a complaint.
When the person you admire most accuses you of being 'bland to the bone' you are insulted and spend the rest of the day listening to zz top and shopping for a harley. When you choose one in ecru you realize they are right.
After three days of checking your email compulsively only to find that your inbox is still empty, you'll take a stab at rewriting your online dating profile: this time leaving out the part about your obsession with what's-his-name.
Your stated mission of not lying in this relationship is a failure when you decide it's better to say, 'your ass looks great in those pants,' than to tell them they look like a weather balloon.
When a friend tries to get you to move by explaining that it's better to be a small fish in a big pond than a big fish in a small pond, you're confused and pretty sure you don't want to live in a pond at all.
You don't know what your zodiac sign?
You've always had a thing for whales, but still you're bummed when your partner gains 80 pounds and refuses to stop the midnight refrigerator raids. Offering them plankton instead of pocket pitas doesn't help.