Sagittarius: Daily astroslam

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Sagittarius Astro-slam

April 30, 2017

It's time for another mundane day, so please, please, try not to bore anyone to death. Live it down! Speak in a monotone voice, wear beige, order a ham sandwich on sliced white, and eat a gallon of vanilla ice cream.

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