Scorpio: Daily astroslam

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Scorpio Astro-slam

May 08, 2021

Your body is in horrendous physical shape. Can we even call that shape? Your body, a gelatinous mass, can hardly be called much of anything but disgusting. Get that carcass in the gym, now.

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