Taurus: Daily gay

Today, you're turning to me to tell you what to expect. I could throw out a few cliched passages, like 'you will meet a talking horse who will change your life'. But other than warning you about wearing the jeans that make your ass look huge, my advice is this: celebrate the glory of you. Look to guidance from within. Oh, and you really don't want to wear those jeans. Or talk to horses.