Taurus: Daily astroslam

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Taurus Astro-slam

March 13, 2017

No. You're not funny and nobody wants to hear your stupid jokes. Don't you realize that whenever you say, 'wanna hear a joke? ' the person you're asking wants to kill you? Keep your inane cracks to yourself: or share it with a youngster who appreciates toilet humor.

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