Scorpio: Daily astroslam

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Scorpio Astro-slam

March 14, 2017

Pay attention to your waistband. Some people can do crack, but not you: your situation is pretty disgusting actually. So make sure you have ample coverage before you bend over. You don't want to make anyone sick to their stomach.

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