Sagittarius: Daily extended

Heaven help anyone you're around today who decides they'd like to drag you over to their side of the aisle, because not only will it not happen, but they'll end up sorry they ever mentioned it. You won't hesitate to mention each and every reason you're not willing to switch teams, and that's just for starters. Funny thing is, by the time you're done responding, they may just be begging you to let them lead a squad: for your side.