Pisces: Daily astroslam

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Pisces Astro-slam

September 13, 2016

Stay focused! Stop daydreaming because as we told you yesterday, you incompetent fool, your boss is looking to can your useless butt. It's not like any of your dreams are possible, let alone worthwhile.

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