Cancer: Daily astroslam

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Cancer Astro-slam

July 09, 2017

You finally have a date. After all that pain, suffering and humiliation, someone has agreed to go out with you. Amazing what a hair piece and breath mints will do! Now don't screw it up by talking about how the aliens abducted you.

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Cancer
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