Cancer: Daily astroslam

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Cancer Astro-slam

September 14, 2016

You look like crap and you smell like a sweaty armpit. Clean your dirty ass! Spare no expense to dress in only the finest. Do some damage control for your bruised and battered reputation. Disgusting.

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