Aries: Daily gay

You thought you were going to hold off on the food, but you went berserk in an orgy of eating, and you're feeling it today. You know the feeling: sluggish, groggy, gross. Stop the madness! That bulge in your belly makes you feel like the biggest loser, so start working it off today. It may take some motivation, and self-control, but exercise and diet will pay off.