Aries: Daily astroslam

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Aries Astro-slam

August 25, 2016

Did we mention you're slow? We're going to mention it again. You're an idiot. We try to offer good advice like voluntary institutionalization but since you never take the hint, we're not going to try.

Daily Astro-slam: other signs

Aries
Aries
Taurus
Taurus
Gemini
Gemini
Cancer
Cancer
Leo
Leo
Virgo
Virgo
Libra
Libra
Scorpio
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Capricorn
Aquarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Pisces