Aries: Daily astroslam

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Aries Astro-slam

August 06, 2016

You might describe yourself as being 'straight-forward. ' to the rest of us, it means you're a douche bag. Your consistent douche baggery has stacked karma against you for years. Time's up, douche bag.

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Aries
Aries
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Leo
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Libra
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