Aquarius: Daily astroslam

Read your daily horoscope for Aquarius

Aquarius Astro-slam

March 12, 2017

You're fat, you're bulky and you're not all that attractive. Unfortunately, mother nature has ripped you off big time in the dna department, and plastic surgery can only do so much. You could be angry your whole life and dwell on it, or you could join the circus: your choice.

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